Some people take a drink, some take a pill… I just take a few deep...– Tennessee Williams, The Night of the Iguana
The homosexual is like a locust— limber, voracious and without conscience....– Christwire, The Fag Hag: How a Girl’s Misguided Friendship Choices Can Lead to a Lifetime of Loneliness
“There was one other scene that I always thought should be in the movie—and actually, it was never filmed. I wrote it and everyone liked it but it was cut for some reason. Maybe Paramount didn’t like it. And you know what? I’m going to close the door to my bedroom right now so my girlfriend doesn’t hear this. It’s in the lab and one of the scientists is going, ‘Who do you have to blow...
"My Man's Gone Now"
My man’s gone now Ain’t no use a listenin’ For his tired footsteps Climbin’ up the stairs Old man sorrow’s Come to keep me company Whisperin’ beside me When I say my prayers When I say my prayers He come around He come up, he come around Ain’t that I mind workin’ Workin’ means travellers Journeyin’ together To the promised...
What was Hepburn like?
“She only wore white Reebok high-tops, so for a dress-up scene, she’d just pull black socks over them. That’s what she was like. She hit ‘fuck it’ a long time before I met her.” — Jason Bateman, NYMAG
ME: Hey everyone, listen to this weirdly random text message my sister just sent me… “So doubt you heard, but uncle hal’s dog had 6 puppies a few weeks ago.” *BEEP* ME: Oh wait a second, she just sent more… ME: “This morning he put them all in a box on the patio so they could nurse, and he came back a few hours later and they were all dead.” ME:...
*RING RING RING* Me: Forrest Sign, this is Tom She: Is this 212-XXX-XXXX? Me: (scrambling to remember our phone number) Uh… is it? She: I’m trying to reach an insurance company. Me: This is a sign company. She: Are you in New York? Me: Yes, on the Upper East Side. She: I’m on the West Side! *Laughs* Well, sorry about that. I’m pregnant! I’ve got all these hormones...