January 2011
6 posts
FB conversation with "Candy Bieber," Part II
Me: hi Candy
CANDY BIEBER: hey tom
how are u?
Me: it was nice of you to add me and chat with me last time
I am having a bad week, my bf and I broke up.
CANDY BIEBER: haha thanks! which is "bf?"
Me: boyfriend
CANDY BIEBER: you are boy? or girl? :):)
Me: I am a boy
CANDY BIEBER: haha
great. sorry : ):)
Me: Thank you
how are you?
CANDY BIEBER: thanks for accepting,
fine and u?
Me: I am sad but getting better
CANDY BIEBER: :(:(
what are you doing?
Me: just got home from a show
had a good time with friends
it's late here
CANDY BIEBER: ah
What time is it there? 1?
CANDY BIEBER: yeah
haa! here → 3: 06
Me: PM or AM?
CANDY BIEBER: PM :):)
there?
Me: wow, I dont understand Argentina at all.
Here it's AM!
looking at a map now
of time zones
CANDY BIEBER: haha, I do not understand if it is PM or AM. but it is night
Me: If it's after midnight, then it's AM
look at us, we can't even figure out what time it is
CANDY BIEBER: haha
if ever you see Bieber, ask for a autograph for me .. hahaha
Me: oh it is LATER there
Okay I will definitely do that
CANDY BIEBER: haha very thanks
Me: what are you doing up so late??
CANDY BIEBER: You're a good person!
Me: thank you
CANDY BIEBER: haha, I'm with my sister and her boyfriend.
you're welcome.
Me: You kids stay up LATE. I'm impressed
CANDY BIEBER: haha yeah
is kind of weird, but ... I'm sleeping lol
Me: what do you mean, you're sleeping
like, you're falling asleep?
or you are asleep, and this is a dream?
CANDY BIEBER: HAHAHAHA LOL! I'm saying I have dream .. I fall asleep while I'm on the computer! understand?
Me: yes I think so
CANDY BIEBER: haha
Me: I know the feeling
CANDY BIEBER: great
You like Black Eyed Peas?
Me: Yeah, I know them, I'm not THAT old :):)
Fergie has a good sense of humor about herself
thank goodness
(CANDY BIEBER is offline)
(CANDY BIEBER is online)
CANDY BIEBER: sorry, my internet disconnected.
CANDY BIEBER: it's ok
i thought you fell asleep
CANDY BIEBER: lol no :):)
you like The Beatles?
: P:P
Me: I do
What's your favorite Beatles song
CANDY BIEBER: Oh Darling! I think it is theirs.
and your?
Me: Paperback Writer
CANDY BIEBER: aah
you like Madonna?
CANDY BIEBER: Yeah, sometimes!
She has a lot of highs and lows
CANDY BIEBER: :D:D
yes
my favorite song of Madonna is → Sorry, & Give to Me
: ):)
Me: Hmm that's tough
Honestly I really loved Ray of Light
and of course, Vogue
and Respect Yourself
CANDY BIEBER: cool. What's your favorite Justin Bieber song? :P:P
Me: I like that version of "Baby" that some guy slowed down 800 times. Did you hear that?
it's stretched out to 35 minutes long
It makes Justin sound like angels
(CANDY BIEBER is offline)
(CANDY BIEBER is online)
CANDY BIEBER: my favorite songs of jb: are ... all! hahaha.
Me: ok pick 3
CANDY BIEBER: NOOO! hahaha
jb is very very beautiful
he is perfect
haha
Me: I miss feeling like that about someone
I need to listen to more music
CANDY BIEBER: haha
hey, one answer/question
Me: ok
CANDY BIEBER: I am about to send twitter messages to Justin and I wanted to ask if it is well written,: I am pathetic. Even Though I try, Justin never follow me, and I never will read my tweets.
Me: ok copy it here and I'll see what I think
CANDY BIEBER: ok. :)
Me: If you want me to check your message, I will.
CANDY BIEBER: ....
ah
haha
Me: Oh...Was this part the message you want to send? "I am pathetic. Even Though I try, Justin never follow me, and I never will read my tweets. "
or was that talking to me?
CANDY BIEBER: yeah :/ You Check?
Me: here's what I think you mean:
"I am pathetic. Even though I try, Justin never follows me, and he will never read my tweets. "
CANDY BIEBER: Yeah Yeah
hey, very very thank's Tom : )
It’s looking like a limb torn off
Or altogether just taken apart
Were reeling through an endless fall
We are the ever-living ghost of what once was
But no one is ever gonna love you more than I do
No one’s gonna love you more than I do
And anything to make you smile
It is my better side of you to admire
But they should never take so long
Just to be over then back to another...
FB conversation with "Candy Bieber"
CANDY BIEBER: Hey :)
Me: hi there
CANDY BIEBER: how are u?
Me: I'm at work! But it's a holiday so there's not much going on
you?
CANDY BIEBER: I'm Fine :) Where are you from?
Me: I grew up in Arizona, I live in New York City now though
CANDY BIEBER: Cool!
Me: Are you related to Bieber?
CANDY BIEBER: No! I'm just Bieber number one fan. sorry, my English is very bad.
Me: That's okay, I understand you just fine.
I changed my name on FB to Bieber just now, you inspired me
CANDY BIEBER: Oh, Thanks. how old are you?
Me: 31
CANDY BIEBER: haha ok.
(CANDY is offline.)
(CANDY is online.)
Me: I am a writer and performer
Me: Not quitting my day job anytime soon though.
CANDY BIEBER: oh great
CANDY BIEBER: did not know.
Me: have you ever seen Justin in concert?
Do you like his new haircut??
CANDY BIEBER: No, I still did not match any concert in my country, able to in June or July comes around here recently.
YEAH! ♥
CANDY BIEBER: have you ever seen Justin in concert?
Me: No, he is in New York sometimes but I don't like crowds.
CANDY BIEBER: oh, hahaha.
CANDY BIEBER: I'm from Argentina, and did not come here yet.
Me: also I would feel bad taking a spot that could go to an actual young fan.
He'll get there!
CANDY BIEBER: yes, I know! Thanks :)
never say never
: D
Me: You are the first person I have actually talked to who is a Bieber superfan.
All my friends are too old for him
and they don't really like him, even though they are mostly all gay.
CANDY BIEBER: haha! Bieber you think is gay?
ME: I don't think so.
CANDY BIEBER: :/
CANDY BIEBER: haha, good.
here, mostly in my country and throughout Latin America justin many haters who say he's gay.
Me: It's the same in the US. That's the easiest way for anyone to hate on someone, unfortunately. I hope he really isn't, because I'm sure he would feel forced to keep it secret for a very long time, like Ricky Martin
and that would be sad for him.
CANDY BIEBER: Yeah :(
Me: But I think he is probably very straight.
CANDY BIEBER: most of my family listened to his music! and say, "that this girl sings well" :(
Me: Haha. Well, his voice will change!
CANDY BIEBER: his voice is changing. :'(
Me: Fortunately it's more than his voice or his looks that everyone loves, right?
CANDY BIEBER: Yes
(CANDY is offline.)
(CANDY is online.)
Me: How old are you?
CANDY BIEBER: I have 10 years.
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